Pokemon GO: Doing The Impossible Bringing Gamers Outside

You're walking down the street hanging out with others, having a good time.  Living the outside life provided you can bear the heat.  You see in front of you something that seems out of place.  There seems to be a slightly overweight male with a neckbeard and a black trenchcoat on looking quite suspicious aiming his phone around walking in grass and bushes.  You wonder what could he possibly be doing?

He's on the new app. Pokemon GO.  It's an application on a phone that creates a virtual environment for catching Pokemon by walking around randomly in town.  Surely you have heard of it, and if you want to know more I recommend downloading the app to see what the hubbub is all about.  Has anyone else seen some neckbeards wandering around?  I myself have cought a few Pokemon enjoying the outside life.  Stay healthy gamer neckbeards.