25 Tweets About Porn We're Gonna Need You To Read By The End Of The Day
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25 Tweets About Porn We're Gonna Need You To Read By The End Of The Day published by Evanvinh
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All things considered, these tweets are surprisingly SFW.
Sophia Benoit @1followernodad
MAYBE MY PORN ISN'T TOO LOUD MAYBE THIS COFFEE SHOP IS TOO QUIET
James Hartnett @jameshartnett
making a porn movie seems like a lot of work. all that time it must take to get the actors to fall in love first!
can someone google porn and describe it to me please, my parents check my computer :(
josh @ruinedpicnic
Sara Schaefer ✔@saraschaefer1
i like my porn so soft it's just eye contact set to an imogen heap song
[on the set of a porn film]
director: cut!
john krasinski: what's wrong
director: you need to stop doing the face
milty @themiltronPorn sites should all start with the same letter, so that not every letter I type into the browser bar is humiliating.
Kumail Nanjiani a center or hub, if you will, but for porn
hope @hopiecan
Ah yes the porno beverages
Fisher @fishermatt
Charlene deGuzman @charstarlene
I don't need porn I just stare at the word "attachment" in your email
i end every email i send with "...and no big deal, but did you mean to attach that porn video?"
Chris Kelly panama papers sounds like a porn star who peaked in 07
Desus Nice Your porn name is:
favorite ice cream + where bought ice cream + name given to spoon to eat ice cream + how much ice cream + where it spill
ᴊᴀᴍᴇs ғᴏʟᴛᴀ @JamesFoltaIf you are mad at someone you should do porn under their legal name so when they google themselves they have to see you naked all the time
Jake Weisman @weismanjake
Veronica de Souza ✔@HeyVeronica
My official goal for 2016 is to overtake the porn star with my exact name in the google search rankings
A fun way to go out would be to lie on your deathbed and whisper into a loved one's ear what kinda porn really gets ya goin'.
Damien Fahey
Tamara Yajia @DancesWithTamis
I like my porn stars like I like my days of immobilizing depression: dirty, oily, hard and in bed.
my research shows that porn stars and comedians are really into: periscope, weed, having podcasts, being foodies, clapping back at haters
Molly Lambert @mollylambertI discovered porn for the first time when I accidentally typed "dragonball x" instead of "dragonball z" in my internet explorer browser
Ziwe 
new favorite porn genre
Churlish @Cryptoterra
Joel Kim Booster @ihatejoelkim
Just saw an ad for a porn site called "Scared Straight Guys" which honestly sounds like the most exhausting porn in the history of porn.
Porn idea: Man has sexy rolex, the lady is extremely hot for him, in a frenzy she unzips his pants, his penis has like 3 more rolexes on it
Eleanor Davis @squinkyeloA porn with the T-Mobile girl, AT&T girl, and the Verizon guy & it's called "4G OR-G?"
Jen Statsky @jenstatsky
beth likes cake, so @bourgeoisalien
i don't care what you say about Leonardo Da Vinci. if he was alive today he'd just watch hardcore porn on his phone all day. fuck that guy
A friend accidentally saw "cool wedding rings" in my iPhone search history & I immediately opened a porn site window to be less embarrassed
Glenn Boozan
the garbage shit boy @davedittell
the worst part of jerking off is closing the other six tabs of porn I didn't even get to and realizing this is as ambitious as I get
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