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Local Stud's Fowl Play

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Local Stud's Fowl Play published by Eatchomama
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Posted on 2017-10-21
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I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.


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Anonymous: 2017-10-21 06:48:19 ID:2154

you might not know this but i use to dress up as a pigeon at my local park. there was this young kid that would cum hourly to our park and feed us pigeons. I haven't seen him in a while but if you're him im the fat bird that he never missed.

please cum again soon.

Eatchomama: 2017-10-21 06:49:08 ID:2155


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Anonymous: 2017-10-21 06:59:35 ID:2168

are you talkin bout my moma to?

Anonymous: 2017-10-21 06:50:49 ID:2156

i find that if you wear a pigeon costume they come closer. I have a short spread so it helps me out. thanks for the advice im definitely going to try the cooing next time.

Anonymous: 2017-10-21 06:52:17 ID:2157

what did you say about my moma?

Anonymous: 2017-10-21 06:55:17 ID:2159

she's a fat bitch

Anonymous: 2017-10-21 06:56:30 ID:2161

fuck you man ima kill you

Anonymous: 2017-10-21 06:56:54 ID:2163

where do you live @

Eatchomama: 2017-10-21 06:55:48 ID:2160


Anonymous: 2017-10-21 06:58:20 ID:2166

this is emerica spek english

Anonymous: 2017-10-21 06:52:50 ID:2158
i thought i recognized you from somewhere

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Anonymous: 2017-10-25 10:18:14 ID:2171

proud of you seabass, not deleting dis shit.

Anonymous: 2018-01-06 01:05:13 ID:2188

found him in the wild.

Anonymous: 2018-09-28 11:06:44 ID:2329

based and redpilled