What happens when you buy a gram of poop for 5$ and resell for 7$?
What happens when you buy a gram of poop for 5$ and resell for 7$? published by OilyDumplings
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Posted on 2019-03-26
Writer Description: Okay, this is epic. Did you know that 13% of the population commits over half the murders? Ikr... minorities are so unepic.
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Aight niggas(I finally gotten the N-word pass, LETS GOOO! 😩😎👊) so I was scrolling through this app called discord(Some app created for gamers but became furry infested) and I seen this meme(Funny LOLS on the internet) about some nigga buying poop(shit) for 5$(6.7 canadian dollars) and selling it for 7$?? Idk bout you, but that some serious profit. Nigga will get all the bitches if he keep selling them McPoops™️. So I decided that I’m going to invest in this lucrative business myself. But first... I’m gonna have to figure out how I’m gonna get the supply to fufill this demand lmao
So I went to India, the poop capital of the world and home to T-Series(Subscribe to Pewdiepie). First I went to the local streets and started scraping up poop (ahh fresh indian poo 💩😩) and putting it in muh poopsock(don’t let mom find it). The poopsock™️ is specially designed so people can easily put their poop inside. I took the sock 🧦 and placed it in the oven so it can become nice and crisp(I want it to be nigga colored). Once it is done I am now able to sell it at top priced. Capitalism wins again libtards! 😎😎😎😩✊.
And yeah... that’s how you can make McPoop™️ and sell it at top price. Sorry this article didn’t go nowhere and I kept doing this shit() but I’m only doing this cause it’s fun and shit so um yeah 😐. Peace out ✌️. Also... kick a minority for me plz lmao
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