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Why Midget Slavery Should Be Legal

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Why Midget Slavery Should Be Legal published by KingCharles
Writer Rating: 2.0000
Posted on 2019-06-05
Writer Description: Politics, sports, memes etc...
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We all know it to be true, so why don't we do something about it? Midgets do nothing productive exept for getting in the way of normal people, and it's time we did something about it. The answer to every problem we face in everyday life would be immediatlly solved if we would just legalize the enslavement of midgets.


Midgets are not full humans, therefore they do not deserve human rights

God made midgets to serve normal humans

Their little bodies were designed to withstand long hours of labor 

What are they going to do about it Lol?

It is our God given right to own midget slaves

Seriously, what are they gonna do?



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Anonymous: 2019-06-05 10:28:52 ID:3211

Jesus fucking christ seriously LMAO

DoingYourMom: 2019-06-06 10:52:28 ID:3226

Bruh I can't argure with that epic reasoning. It should also be blacks as well!

Anonymous: 2019-06-07 08:18:06 ID:3242

What I would give to kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. just so many things I would do.

Jorhan Brimve Stahl: 2019-06-09 03:52:02 ID:3246

Enslave all the other races, for they're fit to serve us. Ephesians 6:5.

Anonymous: 2019-06-26 10:33:05 ID:3315

Lets make them sex toys

Anonymous: 2019-07-21 01:38:58 ID:3374


Anonymous: 2020-03-08 08:22:15 ID:3450

this is terrible. “Little People” are humans just like the rest of us. I’m so appalled by this

Anonymous: 2020-05-22 04:33:38 ID:5087

you do know Santa has already been doing this for hundreds of years. He breeds the females and then uses the men to make toys and dresses them all up in adorable lil Elf outfits

Anonymous: 2020-09-15 04:04:36 ID:5135

None of you can be serious and if you are I am sorry about whatever made your life so awful that you would even say these things let alone mean it. To have so many ideas on how to make someone else's life a living hell with every intent to make it the greater part of your day if not the whole means that someone did it to you. I know you are in hell every day to harbor such dark thoughts in glee and I pray for you. Seriously. This is not intended to make fun of or hurt you because someone else has already done the real damage. I pray for you.

Anonymous: 2021-03-22 11:30:04 ID:5215

This shit right here is what's wrong with the world

Anonymous: 2021-04-11 10:01:29 ID:5218

What the fuck is wrong with you guys😂😂

Anonymous: 2021-08-29 09:11:37 ID:5259

You all are weird AF ctfu… Yall all are most likely pedophilles too.

this is the shit virgins be researchin? smh

Anonymous: 2021-09-14 06:10:19 ID:5260

I am a midget and I agree

Anonymous: 2021-09-14 06:13:32 ID:5261

My whole class is laughing at this.